I have amazing bosses 

"Svend" (svend) 08/26/2018 at 03:22 • Filed to: None

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My bosses achieve the impossible every day .

Because apparently, nothing is impossible.

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yet that is exactly what they do everyday, NOTHING!!!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Svend 08/26/2018 at 03:34

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so how do i become your boss?

:P

Svend > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/26/2018 at 03:41

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You start on the shop floor and then prove again and again how useless you are, then they promote you. Simples. 

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Svend 08/26/2018 at 03:45

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At least your boss doesn’t demand the impossible of you every day.

If I start getting dragged into the two hour “no phones, because I don’t want to be recorded” screaming sessions, I’ll quit on the spot. Especially since every time, it’s screaming about not knowing the status of something that instant. Because you don’t have your phone to see the text that it’s fixed.

Svend > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 08/26/2018 at 04:27

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One of my bosses is quite new to our store and the company but has been in store management for years. He keeps asking me questions again and again, sometimes even three minutes apart.

Like, how many cages are there left, how many came in, how many have your colleagues got, what are your colleagues doing, what is such and such a colleague doing . He asked me four times in 20 minutes, how many cages I had left to work in the chiller. My answer was, ‘I’m not sure, I didn’t count, I just grabbed a cage. I’ll count when I go back in’. After repeatedly being asked, I just said. ‘I said the first time I’d check, as I’ve not left the aisle, how am I supposed to now know when I didn’t the first, second and third time?’.

He’ll say, ‘how many cages has Stephen got on fres h meat’, my reply, ‘no idea, I’m doing ready meals. If I’m round checking what others are doing and what they have left to do, then I’m not doing my job, which at this moment, is ready meals!’. 

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Svend 08/26/2018 at 07:08

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Your boss sounds like a dick.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Svend 08/26/2018 at 07:09

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Do I get an unfairly large salary to go with my in nate useless ness?

Svend > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 08/26/2018 at 07:17

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They all are, it’s par of the course for supermarkets.

The good thing is that although they earn more than me, because of the number of hours they have to ‘work’ (one of them worked 90 hours to my 30) it works out they are paid less than minimum wage. Lol. 

Svend > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 08/26/2018 at 07:28

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Nope. Not unless you get your own store or become a ‘ trainer’ .

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Svend 08/26/2018 at 09:50

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More theoretical responsibilities for less pay? No thanks!

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Svend 08/26/2018 at 09:51

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Damn, I tried!

Svend > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 08/26/2018 at 10:12

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Lol. 

shop-teacher > Svend 08/26/2018 at 13:08

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Hey! That’s also how  it works in education!

Svend > shop-teacher 08/26/2018 at 13:38

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Ye’, I’ve two friends that are junior school* teachers. One at a Catholic school and the other at a Church of England school . 

*age 8 - 13 years old.

shop-teacher > Svend 08/26/2018 at 16:56

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Fail upwards!